nailed it

8:37 We meet Brandon, who has a collection of peeled fingernails. I'm just about ready to vomit right now. Why did he bring this with him? Something tells me he gets the no. He tells the judges he doesn't want to be like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton.

OK, I'm wrong. He actually sounds pretty good. No way those fingernails can really be his.

Simon says forgettable, Randy and Paula give a quasi-yes. He's in!

Stupid judge banter ensues.