oh, paula

Just a day after I blogged about Paula Abdul's craziness...

Check out this TV Guide cover story about how this season is going to be the best EVER. Yada, yada, yada.

Anyway, the article doesn't really give any startling revelations, unless you count a story about the judges and Seacrest going clubbing together. But that's more of a nightmare than a revelation.

Still...this Paula quote alone has given me about six hours of amusement:

"I'm the nurturing mom who breast-feeds these kids; Simon's the disapproving dad. They come off the nipple and never say, 'Thank you.' They go, 'Daddy, please pat me on the back.'"

Paula. Nipple. Enough.