um, borat?

8:11 p.m. We meet Yuka, some guy who's from another country, maybe England. He loves the Bee Gees. They make him feel "so special, for me." Then he conveniently adds, "And I like American girls."

His friend calls him "sexy face." And he's saving himself. But he wants to love a girl from the hair to the nipple.

Five more minutes of this and I'm expecting Jenna Jameson to pop on the screen. Wow, I am way too uncomfortable.

Now he's hitting on Paula. Cool it, Yuka. You can do better. Luckily a discussion of them dancing together is quickly shut down.

Finally he starts singing -- "How Deep Is Your Love" -- and as predicted, he's awful.

Paula gives him a nice no while telling him she appreciates his knowledge of phonetics. Way to insult his heritage. Simon's surprisingly quiet on this one. Probably better that way.