8:50 We meet Alexis. She says she marches to the beat of a different drummer. Thanks, Captain Obvious. She's covered in glitter, says she's the source of incense and a pirate. She says Bon Jovi sang "Allentown." Wrong.
She lives with her mom and has a bunch of cats. What's up with the animals this season?
Anyway, she promises to "knock the judges on their feet."
Alexis sings a really angry version of "Somebody to Love." She's like a ghost from the 70s. How much catnip do you think she smoked before the auditions? A lot.
She gets the no, and calls Simon a "big bad word." Simon calls her William DaFoe. Looks like we know who got the last laugh.
Wow, so much rage. Apparently, middle fingers intact, she says that she is going to "go for actressing." And now there's a butt shot. Mooning or something.
Nothing else to say. Peace, hope and love.
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The bad guy from Spiderman. I can see it... this chick wasn't even funny, just sad, so sad. I think she made the baby Jesus cry.
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