5. Sanjaya...Diana Ross called him "love." Whoa. Diana has the biggest crush on him ever. It's a serious case of hair envy.
Song: "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
Me: Right now I am craving Sundance's chest hair. Badly. This is yet another creepy Sanjaya performance, only this time he's sporting two shiny earrings instead of a Michael Jackson hat. Very scary, nonetheless. Anyway, he may be "love" in Diana Ross' eyes, but this performance is generating nothing but images of musical hatred. And very, very bad curls.
Randy: "Dude, it wasn't very good...Thank God for the background singers."
Paula: "You gotta explode with your vocals now."
Simon: "When you hear a wail in Beverly Hills, that is where Diana Ross is watching this show...The only similarity is the hairstyle."
Score: 4/10
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