Tuesday, January 16, 2007

ain't no lion

Back to the door thing...maybe they just show the stupid people choosing the wrong one. Just another unofficial consensus at our viewing party, which by the way is making a bunch of addicts out of a crowd composed heavily of "Idol" virgins.
I think they're intrigued by the emotional heartache, the musical turbulence...or Charo's honest hips.
And it's reassuring that Seacrest's wit has surfaced so early. "Midwest" turning into "midworst"? Genius.
Other highlights...the man in uniform who made it to Hollywood with his take on Rascal Flatts. Good to see our tax dollars are well at work.
Meanwhile...I'm still a little shell-shocked after watching a female contestant just rock the lion's song from "The Wizard of Oz." Sure, she got eliminated and received the dubious distinction of "worst audition ever," but I think the saddest part of her audition was yet another failure to choose the right exit door.
Looks like even loser lions can't follow the yellow brick road.
In other "Idol" insights...the judges appear to have taken on their usual personalities this season. Although I have to admit I was a little shocked by Randy's brutal honesty toward the guy who just gave an opera take on Aerosmith.
Looks like somebody needs to broaden membership to the dawg pound.
Woof, woof.

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