Wednesday, January 24, 2007

wham, that's good

Simon's back. The universe's order is restored.
His first audition was easy, a hottie named Jory who I'd love to see in the finals, especially since she's for some unexplicable reason hung out with the Queen of England. Then we got a female version of Rocky, complete with her own power sequence montage...hooded sweatshirt and all. She made it through, and I'm already looking forward to some eye of the tiger in Hollywood. Seriously.
Break for a power sequence marked by mispronounced names. It was fairly uneventful, except for the blond-haired guest judge who unexpectedly entered the picture. Did anyone else notice this?
More importantly, tonight also marked the first beatdown between Paula and Simon, as they fought over criticism of George Michael look-alike Christopher, who offered his take on Kelly Clarkson's "Before Your Love." Simon's response? "You should be singing in stilettos and a dress." Paula thought it was too harsh, but still canned him.
Don't give up, Christopher. You've gotta have faith.
Enjoying more success was opera singer Rachel, in spite of her white jeans and tie-dyed top. She should be interesting in Hollywood, though. Especially if we get a Steppenwolf-themed week.

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