Wednesday, January 16, 2008

big brother pimpin'

9:51 We see Renaldo in a bad variation of a pimp suit. Silver fabric. This is not the weirdest audition in AI history. It's just pathetic. He doesn't really even speak English. And his white pimp hat says "Simon."

And he's singing an original composition: "We're brothers forever." A verse: "I am your brother, your best friend forever."

Not pretty. Can I spare you the graphic description and leave the rest to your imagination? Thanks. The judges' reactions are pretty funny, though.

Seacrest is invited in and he joins in the buddy-buddy dance. Somebody's getting sued if this song is in my head at midnight.

Whoa...did anyone else notice Paula's dancing?

Simon says he actually likes his personality, but gives an obvious no. Paula and Randy agree.

Renaldo, meanwhile, says something about Simon being sent here from heaven. Let the pimpin' begin.

7 comments:

JuJuBee said...

This was the best American Idol ever. hahaha
I'm still singing that song. We think it would make a great dance remix.

Anonymous said...

LOL!! That was a great ending to the auditions! I can't wait until there's remakes on YouTube.

Anonymous said...

U R mi brotha now n 4 eh-eh va!

Anonymous said...

RENALDO FOREVER

Anonymous said...

Any idea what the background music during Renaldo's segment was?

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Anonymous said...

He's gonna be a star. That song will make him mucho dinero! I'm still singing it.

Anonymous said...

was he gay?