Tuesday, January 22, 2008

plant alert!

8:35 We meet Blake, who's apparently been to tons of AI auditions. He appeared dressed up as Lady Liberty for the season five auditions. Thanks for reminding me of that nightmare, Seacrest. Seems like somebody can't take a hint. He also has a major stage mom.

He pulls out some "Stand by Me" and he's not awful, but not fantastic, either. That equals a three-way no. But he does have a really hot brother.

8:37 Bad singer montage

8:38 Time for Alberto, 28, a soft-voiced hippie guy who talks about getting lost in his imagination. He carries a paper fan reading something like, "I'm an American Idol fan." He's also playing with a Barbie. Plant alert. This is San Diego's equivalent of the Paula stalker. I'll be looking online for his talent manager tomorrow. He sings an original song, further evidence that he's here strictly for comic relief.

Simon: "You're the equivalent of a storm cloud on a sunny day."

All the judges say no. He leaves while giving Paula a paper fan. Simon and Randy are denied.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

yawn. i'm so bored.