Tuesday, January 15, 2008

han shot first

9:47 A bunch of rage.

9:48 We meet Christina, a Princess Leia wannabe. Seriously. She has the hair buns and a Star Wars belt. She says men love her. I think I know what kind. Anyway, I'm really glad I watched the Star Wars movies for the first time last spring. Who knew it would come in handy now?

She sings "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," and it sounds bad. What a surprise.

The judges say no, and she keeps talking about the 30th anniversary Star Wars convention. It makes me think that the caped guy Ben looked like a wookie before he waxed.

Tirade ensues.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the kind of guys that love her are the kind of guys you don't WANT loving you. I mean stalking you