Wednesday, May 7, 2008

(not) burning questions

Ford commercial time. The gang is singing "Ring of Fire" and they're all dressed as matadors in Spandex. My viewing partner, Dawn, is exactly right. We now know why Jason Castro wants off this show.

Question and answer time. Sigh.

David Cook gets asked out on a date, and answers with a tentative "we'll see." Yeah, I've heard that one before. Don't get your hopes up, girl. In fact, start stocking up on Kleenex NOW.

Next, the gang gets asked their biggest challenge. Nobody really answers. This is why they're not orators.

OK, maybe Simon can redeem this. Why hasn't he been knighted by the queen? Simon's response: "Your majesty, if you're watching, I'm available."

Syesha gloats about being the only girl left, Cook brags about speaking with Our Lady Peace.

Finally, a delusional caller thinks Simon could be the next James Bond.

Over. Phew.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LAME!

lisa mc said...

Actually Jason said he had to overcome being brain dead. Accurate ... hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Jason seems very stoned every time he performs. He also needs to cut those stupid dreads off. They do not belong on white boys.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely cannot STAND Syesha!!! She needs to be gone next week.