Just when you thought I was done posting Sanjaya news...the ousted contestant spoke with David Letterman last night, and offered "The Top 10 Things I Learned from 'American Idol.'"
Here it is:
10. The camera adds 10 pounds to your mohawk.
9. Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.
8. It's very important to "Keep it real, dawg."
7. I should have gone for the immunity idol - oh wait, that's "Survivor."
6. On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he's a total jerk.
5. Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.
4. When you forget the words, just do this. (Sanjaya sings an "ooohhh.)
3. Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
2. Nothing.
1. America loves performers with bad hair - right, Dave?
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