Wednesday, April 4, 2007

phone home?


After careful contemplation, I've decided to stick with my assertion that Phil Stacey is going home tonight. His performance was boring, he didn't connect with the audience and he looked more like a corpse than 80-year-old Tony Bennett. His departure is long overdue, and I can't wait for him to go home and begin a very prosperous career as a spokesman for the Make a Wish foundation.


And I still say he'll be joined in the bottom three by Haley and Gina. Neither of them did well last night, and they both failed in their attempts to get votes via sex appeal. Gina's whole goth girl thing was one piercing away from awful, while sex kitten Haley was out-dazzled by judge Randy Jackson's sparkly shirt. What was THAT, by the way?


Surprises? I could see Blake Lewis taking an unexpected seat in the bottom three, simply because his performance was unmemorable enough to be subjected to the infamous curse of the first. Then, of course, there's always the remote suspicion one of the season's standouts -- say, Jordin or Melinda -- could hit the bottom three simply as a fluke.


Stay tuned for live updates throughout tonight's show.

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