Tuesday, February 12, 2008

worst contestant EVER

9:37 Spotlight on Carly Smithson, formerly Carly Hennessy. Remember, she had a mega MCA deal, but failed to get a fan following. In less important news, she's also allergic to her dog. She sings "Alone," which is probably my favorite song in the world, but it's not as good as Carrie Underwood's version. Actually, I still kind of hate Carly because of her industry past. Inevitable three-way yes, though.

9:41 Three-way OK for Asia'h Epperson, the girl whose dad died shortly after she told him she was on her way to auditions.

9:42 Brooke, the Florida beauty queen, takes the stage. She's actually not that bad. Time out. She just blew the high note on "Unchained Melody." No from Randy, yes from Simon, no from Paula. She's out! Yes! Thank you, Paula! Brooke: "I just wish I was given a second chance, like everybody else." Um, that's not really true. At all.

9:44 Time for Josiah, the guy who lives in his car. He's freaking out and I kind of like it. Man tears are hot. He takes the stage, apparently with only two hours of sleep, and asks to perform without the band. Why does he even get to do that? I really hate this guy.

He sings a really weird version of "Stand by Me," and it's not pretty. Um, backup singers exist for a reason.

The judges don't like it. Paula: "Sometimes, we just make the wrong choices." Simon says he's being annoying.

Josiah starts crying again. Yes from Paula, Randy AND Simon. Wow, this is this could be the contestant I hate the most in my entire history of watching AI. Why do they even like him?

5 comments:

Amanda said...

no idea why they like josiah, either. but could you possibly hate him more than sundance? at least he keeps his chest hair to himself

Anonymous said...

Okay...you answered my question about the Irish girl. I like her so far. Maybe that'll change.

Anonymous said...

shit wat teh hell is the matter wid paula? she frontin tryin to show she got balls or sompin? we know she has no judging talent i cant believe she sent that grl home

Anonymous said...

I'm actually REALLY tired of people telling us about how their family members have died recently. Big frickin whoop. PEOPLE DIE! Get over it or stay home. I don't give a flying crapload

Anonymous said...

they all like josia becaus he's difrent from evryone who just yells into the mik, i think hes kindof like blake the beetboxer